Total Medals Earned: 541 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,060 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (85/245 points)
Survive 10 days
Craft Armor-Piercing (AP) Turret
Craft MG Turret mk3
Survive 25 days
Survive 50 days
Craft MG Turret mk2
Craft High-Explosives (HE) Turret
Craft all upgrades
Medals Earned: 5/12 (55/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Win and lose at the same time in Conflictual mode.
Win against a Neutral opponent in Ruminant mode.
Win against a Secure opponent in Ruminant mode.
Win against a Commissioned opponent in Ruminant mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (200/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
Medals Earned: 20/20 (100/100 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Medals Earned: 6/6 (335/335 points)
Rebuild your ship
Collect all the biosamples
Beat the game!
Beat the boss without taking any kind of damage.
Beat the game in one sitting without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
